Joel is Embarrassed.

Joel recently removed one of his albums from the internet and tweeted to explain it. He said,

“I removed my album strip club music from my soundcloud today. It was a bad time in my life and I was caught up and living a lifestyle that wasn’t me or how I was raised. I’m embarrassed that I even wrote that and made it public! New Joel, new music, new era!”

Good Joel, now apologize for body shaming women over the microphone and all of your shitty misogynist lyrics on your U Hate it But U Love It album. Then maybe you will start to become a decent person.


“Fresh” is a word that Joel Wheelock likes to use a lot. He used it in the Filter Free podcast that is no longer available online. In the podcast, he described new strippers as “fresh,” in contrast to older, more jaded ones. While I worked at Seville, he used it to describe newer strippers as well. What he means when using the word, is that younger dancers are more naïve and easier for him to manipulate. Men like Joel don’t like it when women become more wise to his manipulative ways, so men like Joel figure out ways to make naïve women feel good about being new. That way, men like Joel will have an easier time getting sex and getting rid of people who are wise to their behaviors, like older women who Joel does not describe as “fresh.” Many strippers who have known Joel for more than a few years are familiar with his behaviors, but he keeps getting rid of them by harassing them over the microphone.

Fresh water lakes are abundant in the state of Minnesota, so another way that Joel uses the word “fresh” is in his DJ group, which he named “Fresh Water.” Joel is a very salty man who stock piles guns and is very negative, so it’s ironic that he calls his work “fresh.”

Salty Joel is SO stupid and gross. He is pushing 50 and not fresh at all.


Many people hate Joel Wheelock for being a misogynistic sack of shit and arrogant scumbag, a geeky unattractive man who is angry at the world for treating him poorly in his younger life. Here he is with his brother's family. To the right, you can see Joel's description, which acknowledges some of those "haters."



When I worked at Seville, multiple dancers, who I will not name, informed me that Joel asked them out. One of them was asked out for sushi, which I thought was grotesquely hilarious, because I have been harassed and asked out for sushi, which was written about in Vice magazine.

Joel used to stare me down while dancers who he asked out were talking to me. One dancer, when telling me that he asked her out for sushi, said that she decided to ignore him after that and said she had no interest in dating him, because, she stated, "I have standards!"


Straight Outta Becky!

Joel's mom is named Becky. Rebecca (Reilly) Wheelock is the woman who birthed the man who sings about date rape and degrading strippers.


Joel Wheelock has a habit of harassing strippers who he doesn't think have enough curves. He also has a habit of harassing strippers who he thinks are "so white!" It's probably a symptom of his own self-loathe. Joel's mom is a full figured, red haired, Irish-American woman.