Juliet’s in Erie, PA gets sued. Crappy journalist makes crappy pun that’s been done before as article title.

Oregon Supreme Court Judge Hans Linde died. Hans helped make it possible for Oregon dancers to freely express themselves by being nude at work, leading to Portland’s notorious strip club boom. I don’t know where I would be in life without Hans.

Cristina Villegas was featured in Vice for her youtube channel. I worked with little Cristina when she was just starting out, looking like a normal human before her plastic surgery. Now she’s made Gold Club quasi-famous with her youtube channel. Meanwhile, I’m suing Gold Club. Interesting.