Bernie Sanders still has a shot at winning. Currently most strip clubs are doing business as usual during the coronavirus outbreak. This is because those mislabeled “independent contractors” have no protections or insurance to take care of them during times of crisis. Strip club business is slow. Customers are pushing boundaries more aggressively because they know they could. Workers are coughing, sneezing and eating among one another. Strippers who have babies are unable to find baby essentials because store shelves are empty. There are pregnant and immunocompromised strippers who have no option but to work right now.

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate seriously talking about and planning to change any of this. He has to win these states on St. Patrick’s day. Please come out and vote Tuesday:

Arizona

Illinois

Florida

Ohio