I haven’t been keeping up with the Joel Wheelock Watch tumblr, and I think I forgot the password. The link is still available at the top of this page, but I’ll post about Joel on here if there’s something new and interesting to report.

He’s engaged again, this time to a woman named Michelle Schilling.

Joel’s choice to get engaged to a visibly aged ugly woman with manly muscles and limited curves is actually really interesting to me. He used to constantly berate me over the microphone for not being curvy enough to his liking. He made it a point to announce over the microphone how much he wanted to have sex with curvy women, try to embarrass me and make me feel unattractive. Working with his constant microphone vulgarities and explicit discussion of his sexuality was so grotesque and depressing. I don’t think I’ve ever fully healed from his cruelty. He also usually went for women who were much younger than him, easier to manipulate and impress with his stupid wigger behavior.

Michelle Schilling looks like a non-op transwoman. I am so fascinated with their relationship. Joel did express before that he is a fan of Janis Joplin and Alanis Morrisette, who are both kind of butch in an unfeminine way. So, maybe his relationship with Michelle Schilling is a manifestation of that side of Joel’s preferences. I wonder what Michelle Schilling thinks about Joel’s rap lyrics describing giving a woman roofies and digitally raping her, or Joel’s friendship with Sexual Predator Jeremy Chase. I have so many questions. Whatever the case may be, Michelle’s probably also a piece of shit for validating the existence of someone who celebrates working for a company as evil and disgusting as RCI. I’ll bet they only stay together three more years, tops.

In recent pictures and videos, Joel appears fatter, out of breath, tired, and sagging. It’ll be interesting to see how much longer he lives before getting cancer or c.o.p.d. Hopefully it’s not too much longer. At least he’s not pretending to be a Native American any more.