I’ve hated Kobe Bryant ever since he raped that hotel worker in Colorado back in 2003. Believing in karma is for victim blaming anti-science losers. That being said, StripperLaborRights.com is happy to announce that the universe brought down Kobe’s chopper, into a smoldering Calabasas crash this fine foggy Sunday. The other passengers were collateral damage. My condolences go out to all sexual assault victims who are experiencing pain today after seeing the ShitLib media worship this man like he was a god. That kind of stuff happens in strip clubs sometimes. Strip club staff will sexually assault the dancers, the dancers will be alienated when complaining about it, and the predator will keep his job, earning promotions for years to come.

CNN is all over this Kobe story. It amazes me that a death of a sportsball player is dominating the news, whilst climate catastrophe looms, whilst mass extinction is on the horizon, whilst homeless shelters overflow, whilst worker rights erode like sand castles, whilst we hurdle toward oblivion.

It is news events like this that remind me how strip clubs are little versions of the larger world, and then I get to thinking of that Shakespeare quote, “All the world’s a stage and the men and women merely players.”

I wonder how much money his cuck wife is getting in the will.